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Thu, 23 May 2013 16:42:34 -0400

thelovenotebook: EVERYTHING LOVE & PERSONAL

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:33:46 -0400

thelovenotebook:

EVERYTHING LOVE & PERSONAL

GLADIATORS, IT'S STORY TIME.

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:29:48 -0400

taperedfro:

gladiator-in-a-dress:

Tonight I was texting this guy I have an itty bitty crush on and he’s really adorable and was letting me rant to him about things, and then

everybody

I THINK I HAVE FOUND THE FITZ TO MY OLIVIA OMG

Toooo cute!

corinnestark: terryonolitz: SEX. He does things with his...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:24:53 -0400

corinnestark:

terryonolitz:

SEX.

He does things with his tongue.

Superpower tongue

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Thu, 23 May 2013 16:08:04 -0400

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Thu, 23 May 2013 16:06:30 -0400

champagne-souls: hahahahahahhahahahhahahaah!!! WTF?

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:54:46 -0400

champagne-souls:

hahahahahahhahahahhahahaah!!! WTF?

izzielosthermind: stabla: if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman...

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:51:08 -0400

izzielosthermind:

stabla:

if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless

My great aunt stabbed her husband in the stomach on their anniversary and he decided not to divorce her because he didn’t want a custody battle over the goats.

yagazieemezi: Khomotso Manyaka in “Life, Above All”

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:48:23 -0400

yagazieemezi:

Khomotso Manyaka in “Life, Above All”

haydenwilliamsillustrations: ‘In Her Own Time’ by Hayden...

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:44:41 -0400

haydenwilliamsillustrations:

‘In Her Own Time’ by Hayden Williams

thefashionbomb: Look for Less: Kat Graham’s The Stella Artois...

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:40:23 -0400

thefashionbomb:

Look for Less: Kat Graham’s The Stella Artois Suite Black Cutout Maxi Dress

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Thu, 23 May 2013 14:38:53 -0400

On the biggest scandal Kerry has been involved in

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:38:20 -0400

On the biggest scandal Kerry has been involved in:

fyeahkerrywashington:

creativeinjustice:

“I try to stay pretty scandal free. I like to say the only drama in my life is the drama I get paid for. I try to keep it that way. It doesn’t always work out but I try to keep it that way. I guess I was doing this movie Lift once, my first professional lead role, and I was playing a shoplifter, a professional booster, and the director was asking if I’d ever stolen anything and I said ‘No of course not’ and he was like ‘Well you have to steal something, don’t come back to do the movie until you’ve stolen something.’ I went to a deli in midtown Manhattan, I still get heart palpitations when I drive by this deli, and I stole an apple. I was traumatized, but it was a really good apple to, I liked every minute of it. But when the movie was over I went back and paid for it! I gave her 75 cents and she was like ‘What’s that for?’ and I was like ‘don’t worry, I just owe you.’”

Bless her heart.

No Scandal today.......

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:23:13 -0400

scandalouscastles:

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Thu, 23 May 2013 14:18:22 -0400

mosoli: im still laughing at this

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:15:52 -0400

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

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Thu, 23 May 2013 14:14:19 -0400

"The only thing that I have ever successfully made in the kitchen is a mess…and several little fires."

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:07:47 -0400

“The only thing that I have ever successfully made in the kitchen is a mess…and several little fires.”

- Carrie Bradshaw (via whatwouldcarriesay)

scandalopsessed: Toronto International Film Festival - HP...

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:07:10 -0400

scandalopsessed:

Toronto International Film Festival - HP Portrait Studio September 13, 2004

chemicaldarkshine: hardestcopy: bijou1986: A Mom went to have...

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:18:48 -0400

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

BEST MOM

I’m crYING